When my parents returned from their romantic Mexican vacation...
- Me: So it was a 5 star hotel? What was it called?
- Mom: Yep. It was called the Amada. It used to be called the Beloved, but they changed it.
- Me: (blank stare)
- Mom: What?
- Me: I think "amada" might mean someone other than your spouse.
- Dad: ...She picked it.
