September 2012
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I can’t get over how passive-aggressive this one color palette blog is
like seriously
can you go through your submissions without inserting your opinion into the tag for every single one
it looks really unprofessional when you do.
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darrenstummy:
YOU’RE ALL JUST SO FUCKING TALENTED WITH YOUR WRITING AND YOUR DRAWING AND PHOTOSHOP SHIT AND THEN THERE’S ME AND I TRIPPED UP THE STAIRS THIS MORNING
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Also a bit of bad luck
I bought a piece of pizza that I could quickly scarf down before I left Macomb to beat the storm, and I was eating it and walking to my room at the same time.
And then the stairs happened.
Not only did I fall up the stairs, but I tripped in such a way that the pizza went flying too!
So I wound up with a slightly swollen wrist and two bites of pizza in my stomach. At least I’ll have lots...
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Upon arriving home
Me: (gets out of car)
Me: Holy shit, is that grass ALIVE?!
Me: Holy shit, is that a new refrigerator?
Me: Holy shit, is that Hurricane Isaac?
Me: Holy shit, is this what it feels like to not have to carry pepper spray everywhere?!
jazzumon asked: TAG YOU'RE FUCKING IT. I had to post ten random facts. You do it, too. Then run to ten of your favourite blogs and shove it in their faces.
nodivision:
spineless-faceless:
baby-vegan:
rnassachusetts:
vegans do realize that animals eat other animals right
omnivores do realize that animals also lick their own asses right
vegans realize sometimes people lick each others asses right
checkmate
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In other news, Jersey Shore has been cancelled
And the entire Italian side of my family can rejoice in the fact that people will eventually stop calling us all “Guidos” now.
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So this was my lunch today. Pork fritter with pepper jack cheese, pico de gallo, avocado, and onion sauce on a potato roll.
God-tier sandwich, I might add.
cosmo tip #249
expertcosmotips:
when hes having sex with you, shout out your own name instead of his.
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Twice now, I’ve had to use earplugs to get to sleep.
Twice now, I’ve removed them halfway through the night because it got quieter.
Twice now, one of the earplugs from the pair has gone missing between when I put them on the ledge and when I wake up in the morning.
What is this sorcery?!
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President Obama references his own meme in a Q&A on Reddit…
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this woman is totally playing all these GOP's like...
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Campus Confidential: Asexuality Edition →
I sure hope I did a decent job of explaining it to him; I was nervous when I did… > m <;
EDIT: I’m pretty sure the hyphens and punctuation in weird places was not the columnist’s fault. (It was probably our web crew, whose grasp on the English language isn’t quite to fluency level yet.)
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Confession #8
I’m always early to every event I attend. Usually if I’m late to something, that’s a sign that I’m out of it or something has happened.
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September 1st is this Saturday…
oh shit.
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lonely-bluetree:
japaniak:
It’s been a trying night at the Courier office, but there is a bright side.
My article on 50 shades had the word “orgasm” in it several times. It not only survived, but the kerning made it so they were all in a row like:
Orgasm. Orgasm. Orgasm.
Made my whole night.
imagine someone doing one of those newspaper blackout poems on your article and all they...
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It’s been a trying night at the Courier office, but there is a bright side.
My article on 50 shades had the word “orgasm” in it several times. It not only survived, but the kerning made it so they were all in a row like:
Orgasm. Orgasm. Orgasm.
Made my whole night.
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according to the weather channel, we're getting...
that was unexpected.
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