Why does this warehouse job make me feel like my legs are about to fall off
legs that’s silly you were always on the move less than a month ago
So I was taking pictures of my hamster because I was bored and he slipped and was holding on to my hand for dear life and I got this picture
(via 50-shades-of-gay)
Eyes are eyes. There is absolutely nothing wrong with writing “His violet eyes widened in shock”. Using ‘hues’ and ‘orbs’ doesn’t make your writing look any prettier; if anything it throws the reader off.
First rule of good prose: Eyes are eyes and nipples are not cherries.